So here I am, hanging out with my best friend, she's the trapeze artist in my circus life, watching shitty television and waiting on our homemade cherry pie to cool and, of course, I said something "rude." Here's the gist of the story:
K: Soo, I made this post on my blog (homofromtexas.blogspot.com) about how I'm a trendsetter and that ever since I started my blog, all of my friends started blogs.
Trapeze Artist (TA): But it was my idea first!
K: Yeah and I should probably go back and edit that in but I'm not going to.
TA: Ugh!
AND THEN SHE TRIES TO PINCH MY NIPPLE OFF! Wow. 1) she missed and practically ripped off my entire pec. 2) she left a freaking welt because she pinched so hard!
Who does that? Rude people. TA. Not funny people. Like me.
S! A! D!
ReplyDeleteNo pie for you.